Monday, March 31, 2014

Spring Fever

Despite the fact that it snowed yesterday, the weather is starting to warm up! So while all of my friends are out celebrating Spring fever, I'm at home coming down with an actual Spring fever. Taking time out of my bed-ridden day to bring you the do's and don'ts of surviving the pesky warm weather bug.

Do... take your temperature every hour just in case it decides to climb above 98.6. 

Don't... eat whatever you want because you're not nauseous at the time. That's going to change. 

Do... keep your laptop, phone, tea, and oj within reach at all times. Necessities. 

Don't... expect your s/o, roommate, parent, etc. to understand how you're feeling. This is the worst of the worst, obviously worse than the tonsillectomy, wisdom teeth extraction, and spinal fusion surgery.

Do... milk that shit for all it's worth. Get out of bed? No way! Get your own tea? Psshh. 

Don't... get ambitious and try to start a sewing project. You will get tired and fed up before you finish reading the directions. 

Do... document your suffering. 

Meh. 

Don't... forget to take painkillers and decongestant and NyQuill. 

Do... Download the most recent season of Teen Mom 2, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, and The Princess Diaries. There is absolutely no reason to get out of bed. 

Don't... jokingly tell your friend that you think you have mumps if there's been an outbreak in your area. (Promise it was a joke.)

Do... keep your fingers crossed that this was just a 24 hour bug.

Stay healthy my friends! 

1 comment:

  1. I love your movie and show choices! Try Friday Night Lights too - you'll literally never leave!

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